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Why, Lady, Why?!Pun point for me. January 16 Ladies and Gentlemen, the Moment You've All Been Waiting For...And now, my top 10 reasons why Saskatchewan sucks so much ass:
10. It's boring. Straight up.
9. The roads are straighter than George Bush. You could put the car on cruise control, fall asleep, and if you run off the road you'll eventually get back on to the same, straight road.
8. They lied about having the cleanest washrooms in Canada. They weren't that clean.
7. The cops in Swiftcurrent will pull a BC car over, even though there's nothing they can do about an out of province speeder. WE'D JUST IGNORE THE TICKET! What are you going to do? Follow us back into BC?
6. On the subject of Swiftcurrent, it's more like ReallySlowCurrent.
5. They have a small wooden bridge as a national landmark.
4. Why are there more than one Battleford? As if one isn't boring enough?
3. They share Lloydminster with Alberta... pick a side, already!
2. Coming out of Lloydminster, Saskatchewan, there is a sign welcoming you to Lloydminster, Alberta. There is no sign the other way welcoming you to Saskatchewan. That should tip you off right there.
1. It's Saskatchewan.
For all you Saskatchewankers out there, I don't apologize for hating on your hometown. I do, however, feel bad that it is, in fact, your hometown. You know as well as I that Saskatchewan will forever be Canada's asscrack. October 13 Some longass survey I found on some random person's blogWhat is your name?: Eryn
Are you named after anyone?: my middle name is my aunt's first name What's your screename?: I don't have one... yet Would you name a child of yours after you?: no If you were born a member of the opposite sex what would your name be?: Aaron... I dunno. If you could switch names with a friend who would it be?: can't think of anything offhand
Are there any mispronounciations/typos that ppl do w/ your name constantly?: people often spell my name wrong... come on people, it's not that different from the original spelling. Would you drop your last name if you became famous?: not sure... it's pretty difficult for people to say apparently so maybe. but other people's stupidity shouldn't be the reason I don't use my whole name. Basics Your gender: Female Straight/Gay/Bi: straight Single?: No. If not, do you want to be?: nah, I'd just be lonely. Birthdate:: sept 23
Your age: 20... so old... Age you act: it varies Age you wish you were: 25 cuz I'd be done school and starting my life
Your height:: 5'4 (just barely) Eye color:: hazel Happy with it?: sure Hair color:: brown
Happy with it?: definitely
Lefty/righty/ambidextrous:: righty Your living arrangement:: with my momma and my sis Your family:: rocks my socks. 3 women living together? can't get much more nutso Have any pets?: only Bob who lives with my aunt and uncle Job?: theatre front of house (damn right I quit sevey!) Piercings?: 2 in one ear, one in the other Tattoos?: none but if I were to have any I would have my two astro symbols (yes it's possible to have two, don't question me)
Obsessions?: I'm not really obsessed with anything... because I'm not 14
Addictions?: water and lip balm Do you speak another language?: french Have a favorite quote?: quite a few Do you have a webpage?: does this one count?
Deep Thoughts About Life and You in it Do you live in the moment?: depends what moment it is Do you consider yourself tolerant of others?: I don't like the word "tolerant"... it means that there is something to "tolerate", like we have to deal with things or people. I believe in acceptance and celebration of others.
Do you have any secrets?: I guess
Do you hate yourself?: nah Do you like your handwriting?: I haven't handwritten since elementry school.
Do you have any bad habits?: not really, I don't think. My friends might contradict me on this one but I doubt it. What is the compliment you get from most people?: I dunno, I don't specifically remember when people compliment me... keeping track of the compliments you receive most seems a bit vain, doesn't it? If a movie was made about your life, what would it be called?: I can't think that hard (hey, that's pretty good) What's your biggest fear?: snakes are pretty scary... there are more emotional fears but those are lame and boring. Can you sing?: I love to sing. Do you ever pretend to be someone else just to look cool?: I think most people aren't always really themselves... but I don't consciously try. Are you a loner?: not really... I like my alone time but it doesn't consume me What are your #1 priorities in life?: my family and doing what's best for me
If you were another person, would you be friends with you?: yeah dude, I'm awesome! Are you a daredevil?: not really. I have done some wacky things but nothing super major I don't think. Is there anything you fear or hate about yourself?: I hate that I get insecure about stupid things. and I hate that I can't seem to change that. but other than that, I think I'm pretty wicked.
Are you passive or agressive?: no no, passive-aggressiveness is my game. but between the two, I'd say more aggressive
Do you have a journal?: not anymore... I did when I was younger. I sometimes read it and get embarassed at how lame I was so I pretty much don't keep a journal anymore because I don't want to look back on myself in another 10 years and remember what a lame 20-year old I was.
If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?: no insecurity!
Do you think you are emotionally strong?: yes
Is there anything you regret doing/not doing in life?: there are people I have hurt and things I wish I didn't do.
Do you think life has been good so far?: I guess so... I think my future will be better
What is the most important lesson you've learned from life?: what doesn't kill you makes you stronger, and that I have to do what's best for me. What do you like the most about your body?: I like most of me most of the time. And least?: my tum could use some work. Do you think you are good looking?: I guess so. I wouldn't say I'm unattractive (although we all have our days!) Are you confident?: in most aspects
What is the fictional character you are most like?: not sure
Are you perceived wrongly?: probably... no one can ever 100% know a person. Do You... Smoke?: never in my life Do drugs?: very rarely
Read the newspaper?: sometimes... but it always either scares or depresses me Pray?: not really
Go to church?: not since I was 12 Talk to strangers who IM you?: um, I've never had a stranger IM me Sleep with stuffed animals?: totally! I've had my teddy since I was born! Take walks in the rain?: sometimes Talk to people even though you hate them?: sure, but I don't hate many people. Drive?: nope Like to drive fast?: no, it scares me Would or Have You Ever? Liked your voice?: sure Hurt yourself?: oh my god, all the time. super spazz, right here.
Been out of the country?: yup Eaten something that made other people sick?: maybe
Been in love?: yes
Done drugs?: yes Gone skinny dipping?: yes
Had a medical emergency?: yes
Had surgery?: yes Ran away from home?: nope
Played strip poker?: nope
Gotten beaten up?: not really
Beaten someone up?: does a fight with my sister count? Been picked on?: only the first three quarters of my life.
Been on stage?: too many times to count Slept outdoors?: yes Thought about suicide?: nope Pulled an all nighter?: more like a double all-nighter! yeah making it to 33 hours! If yes, what is your record?: oh, I just said....
Gone one day without food?: no way Talked on the phone all night?: don't think so Slept together with the opposite sex w/o actually having sex?: many a time Slept all day?: various times
Killed someone?: no Made out with a stranger?: no
Had sex with a stranger?: no
Thought you're going crazy?: going? hello? Kissed the same sex?: I have been kissed by the same sex... I never saw it coming. Done anything sexual with the same sex?: nooo Been betrayed?: yes Had a dream that came true?: many, actually Broken the law?: yes, but only with things that everyone else does too... I'm not a rebel, let's face it haha Met a famous person?: yes, Adam Gregory when I was younger! haha
Have you ever killed an animal by accident?: yeah, I used to play with ants and ladybugs when I was little On purpose?: no
Told a secret you swore you wouldn't tell?: most definitely
Stolen anything?: I used to lie about how much candy I had in my candy bags at the corner stores... only sometimes though, when I was feeling risky haha
Been on radio/tv?: tv at least once Been in a mosh-pit?: no, I think that's stupid. Had a nervous breakdown?: probably not a medically legitimate one. Bungee jumped?: no way
Had a dream that kept coming back?: all the time... the flying dreams are the best! Beliefs Belive in life on other planets?: I think it's possible Miracles?: yes Astrology?: well I read my horoscope, but I wouldn't put too much thought on the lotto numbers they pick out for me. Magic?: sure
God?: not sure
Satan?: I hope not haha Santa?: no Ghosts?: yes Luck?: yes Love at first sight?: yes Yin and yang (that good cant exist w/o bad)?: I guess...
Witches?: witches do exist, they're called wiccans. Easter bunny?: no Believe its possible to remain faithful forever?: sure, people do it all the time. Believe theres a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow?: haha no but how sweet would that be Do you wish on stars?: not since I was young Deep Theological Questions Do you believe in the traditional view of Heaven and Hell?: no, that's all bullshit Do you think God has a gender: since I'm not sure about the existence of God, I can't answer this one.
Do you believe in organized religion?: you can't not believe in it, it exists. do I agree with it? no Where do you think we go when we die?: depends what it says in your will... in the ground, over the ocean, into someone else's body in the case of organ donation. Friends
Do you have any gay/lesbian friends?: yes Who is your best friend?: my sis
Who's the one person that knows most about you?: probably Ry and my sister What's the best advice that anyone has ever given to you?: what doesn't kill you makes you stronger (my mommy always says it:D)
Your favourite inside joke?: there are too many to name Thing you're picked on most about?: I don't keep track Who's your longest known friend?: my sis Newest?: some theatre people Shyest?: Rylan Funniest?: Jordan or Jaimie
Sweetest?: Ry
Closest?: Ry and Kelcie Weirdest?: all my friends are pretty weird
Smartest?: James, definitely!
Ditziest?: I don't really have any ditzy friends, thank god. Friends you miss being close to the most?: Jordan and James Last person you talked to online?: Ry
Who do you talk to most online?: Ry
Who are you on the phone with most?: haha Rylan Who do you trust most?: Rylan and Kelcie (these answers are getting boring!) Who listens to your problems?: Ry:) Who do you fight most with?: my sister... and used to be Jordan haha and James I guess too. Who's the nicest?: Rylan, definitely Who's the most outgoing?: Jordan
Who's the best singer?: not sure. Kelcie probably.
Who's on your shit-list?: I don't know what that is haha Have you ever thought of having sex with a friend?: I dunno.
Who's your second family?: the Langers Do you always feel understood?: I guess Who's the loudest friend?: Jaimie is pretty loud. I love it, we're loud together.
Do you trust others easily?: yes, but I know I shouldn't Who's house were you last at?: my own...
Name one person who's arms you feel safe in:: my sweet love's! Do your friends know you?: I should hope so.
Friend that lives farthest away:: James :( Love and All That Do you consider love a mistake?: no way! What do you find romantic?: sweet random things
Turn-on?: sense of humour is HOTT! I need constant hilarity.
Turn-off?: smoking is an instant no deal. nasty shit. First kiss?: I think his name was Kenny, and I was in kindergarten. If someone u had no interest in had interest in dating u how would u feel?: flattered but super bad for them. more embarassed than anything. Do you prefer knowing someone before dating them or going out: I've only ever known the guy first, so I don't really know. Have u ever wished it was more socially acceptable 4 a girl 2 ask a guy out: no... I think it is acceptable, why wouldn't it be. Have you ever been romantically attracted to someone physically unattractiv: sure
Do you think the opposite sex finds you good looking?: I know some people who do.
What is best about the opposite sex?: everything... they are way better than girls. What is the worst thing about the opposite sex?: a lot of men have hiiiiiigh expectations for girls that are so unrealistic, it's no wonder so many girls have issues.
What's the last present someone gave you?: I got a bunch of presents for my birthday! Are you in love?: yes Do you consider your significant other hot?: hella hot! have you met him?!
Who Was the Last Person... That haunted you?: um, I am not currently being haunted. You wanted to kill?: my sister
That you laughed at?: the Jackass guys That laughed at you?: my sister probably That turned you on?: the Jackass guys HAHA sorry Ry You went shopping with?: my mom That broke your heart?: never mind him To disappoint you?: not sure
To ask you out?: some random old french guy To make you cry?: my own self. To brighten up your day?: not sure That you thought about?: I've been thinking a lot about old friends lately... You saw a movie with?: Kelcie and I just finished watching Jackass 1 !!!!! You talked to on the phone?: my momma You talked to through IM/ICQ?: I'm talking to Ry right now
You saw?: My sister
You lost?: my grandma, I guess Right This Moment... Are you going out?: nope, another lame friday Will it be with your significant other?: no Or some random person?: no What are you wearing right now?: my jams Body part you're touching right now:: none... I'm typing... What are you worried about right now?: I'm worried there's something I should be worrying about but I don't know what it is. What book are you reading?: none... I'm going to leave out the text books
What's on your mousepad?: colors Use 5 words to describe how you're feeling:: calm, bored, indifferent, content, nostalgic Are you bored?: I just said I was. Are you tired?: tired of answering these questions Are you talking to anyone online?: Rylan Are you talking to anyone on the phone?: no Are you lonely or content?: content Are you listening to music?: no
Is that it? wow... took long enough... September 25 New year, new entryNot sure how long it's been since I last updated this... I guess I could just go check when my last blog was but if you know me, (and I hope you do, otherwise you're probably some random creepo, in which case I beg you to quit stalking me) then you know I'm just too damn lazy to do such a thing.
I don't have much to say... most of the time when I read other people's blogs they're full of so-called deep thoughts or at least have some point to them... sadly enough, mine is for the sole purpose of procrastination. Also I thought I should throw in a new entry for all you die-hard blog fans out there... as in, no one. Except my stalker, apparently.
So I've started my 3rd year of school and so far it rocks my socks. Quit my job, got a new one... that's pretty sweet. Only making half of what I would be, however, not so cool. Anyone need a tutor? You know where to find me. Except for the stalker... and that's the way I like it.
Other than that, I have no interest in filling you in on what has been going on with me lately. Maybe because my life is boring, maybe because I hate you. Oooh mysteries. May 26 I stole this from Jordan's blog cuz I'm that awesomeTwo Names You Go By:
1. Eryn 2. Yaromy Two Parts of Your Heritage: 1. Polish 2. Greek Two Things You Are Wearing Right Now: 1. My blue Kentucky pj shirt 2. Blue plaid pj pants Two Things You Would Want in a Relationship:
1. An excess of love 2. An excess of laughter Two of Your Favourite Hobbies:
1. Reading 2. Beating up Rylan teehee Two Things You Want Really Badly At The Moment:
1. A shopping spree 2. The motivation to run Two pets you had/have: 1. Bob (only the best dog in the world) 2. Blue (one brown eye, one blue) Two people who will fill this out: 1. not available 2. since no one reads this
Two things you did last night:
1. Rubbed Rylan's feet 2. Got chased by a slug Two Favourite Places to eat: 1. Acme 2. Harewood Arms Two People that live in your house: 1. My mommy 2. My sister (and sometimes Rylan hehe) Two things you ate today: 1. Almond Crunch cereal 2. Garlic prawns Two people you Last Talked To:
1. My mommy 2. Rylan Two Things You're doing tomorrow: 1. Sleeping in (finally) 2. Going to Victoria
Two things you should be doin right now: 1. Going to sleep 2. Calling Rylan (not in that order) May 22 A few things I'd like to point out...First of all, I want to draw your attention to the fact that I am no longer on Dublin time. I have switched to *shudders* Saskatchewan time, because it was the closest thing to BC time on the list of times I could choose from. Apparently BC doesn't exist in the MSN space/time continuum. Or, maybe it's just the Saskatchewankers getting back at me for hating on their hometown.
I'd also like to point out that I realize I posted three entries the other day. This does not mean that I am lame. This means that at that time, I was lame. And/or bored. Either or.
Finally, I would like to point out that I have nothing else to point out. So goodnight.
Ooh next Top Ten list will be reasons why Saskatchewan should be known as Canada's asscrack. May 15 Top Ten Reasons Why Rylan Should Give Up On WomenAs requested by a great friend of mine... here is my very first Top Ten List. Revel in my excitement.
Here are the Top Ten reasons why my boyfriend should apparently become gay.
10) Because Jordan asked me to do this list.
9) He is too nice to be a straight guy... straight guys are assholes.
8) He likes wearing tight shirts.
7) All the guys he knows want to have his babies.
6) He watches Sex and the City with me. He pretends to hate it but I know he secretly loves it.
5) He is very anal about his hair.
4) He works out like a narcissistic gay man. Protein powder and all.
3) He's beautiful. No straight man could be that beautiful.
2) He is too good for most girls.
1) Jordan. April 29 Independence?So I've been thinking about this one for a long time now. Isn't it funny when people talk about how independent they are? No, I know that's not funny. But isn't it funny when people talk about how independent they are but then you look at their lives and they are still being metaphorically hand-fed by their parents? Yes, that's funny.
It's like ok, maybe you live on your own and answer to yourself. But who is paying for your home? Who is paying for your food and probably your clothes because you don't work? That's right, your mommy and daddy.
Look, my parents are helping me pay for my education too. Helping. I pay a lot of it too. I also buy my own clothes... maybe it's just me but I was never one to ask my parents for money, unless I needed say, 6 bucks to get over to Gabriola because my boyfriend forgot to give me a ferry ticket. But then I pay them back. Plus, I'm not running around telling people how much I have grown and how independent I am. I'm not saying you can't grow while you're still under your parents' roof, but it's harder than if you were really out on your own. But until you actually start paying your own way around life, you don't really understand what it's like to be truly independent.
Let me break this down for you. If you have no money of your own, and your parents pay for everything, then you are, by definition, DEPENDENT upon your parents, yes? Now, I'm not saying that having your parents pay for your school and such is bad... it's great having your parents help you with stuff like that. But it's when you put on a fascade that you are so separate from them, when really, they still feed, clothe and house you, just not in their home, that urks me.
Sure, you can be physically independent, but it's definitely not the same as being economically independent, and until you are economically independent, you can not say that you have grown significantly as a person, because, kid, you have a lot more growing up to do. |
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